i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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