so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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