Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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