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I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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