Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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