dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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