I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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