I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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