i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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