When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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