Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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