I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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