If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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