I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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