Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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