New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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