is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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