I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
