They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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