When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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