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(310): View more from California

Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?

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(310): Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while? http://tfl.nu/my43

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I think I'm in Tiajuana

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You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago

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I could be

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(706): I think I'm in Tiajuana (404): You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago (706): I could be http://tfl.nu/4kta

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(307): View more from Wyoming

yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP

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(307): yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP http://tfl.nu/4nbd

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(631): View more from New York

i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon

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been there done that

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(631): i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon (1-631): been there done that http://tfl.nu/mjyl

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(518): View more from New York

Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.

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(518): Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok. http://tfl.nu/9a6a

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(434): View more from Virginia

question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.

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(434): question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically. http://tfl.nu/0m41

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(337): View more from Louisiana

My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.

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(337): My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night. http://tfl.nu/n564

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.

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(919): Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time. http://tfl.nu/r3pt

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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.

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(520): Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust. http://tfl.nu/b11e

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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.

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(281): She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this. http://tfl.nu/u3zd

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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention

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(978): fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention http://tfl.nu/iald

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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."

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(412): It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus." http://tfl.nu/ftkz

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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.

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(573): What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important. http://tfl.nu/vy7b

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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.

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(423): I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him. http://tfl.nu/x8vu

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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.

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(910): I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy. http://tfl.nu/uqk4

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