You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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