North Korea, Best Korea!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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