White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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