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(508): View more from Massachusetts

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(214): View more from Texas

ok, stay where you are, be there soon

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(212): View more from New York

that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me

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(516): View more from New York

Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats

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(860): View more from Connecticut

im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.

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(626): View more from California

I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner

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(631): View more from New York

I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it

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(210): View more from Texas

Anything special planned for Valentines Day?

(310): View more from California

Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?

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