Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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