Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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