What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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