So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
