i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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