ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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