He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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