windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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