allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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