dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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