No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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