she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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