And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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