I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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