Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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