TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I am one with the molecules
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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