wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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