He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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