u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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