"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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