You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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