we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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