Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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