This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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