I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Randomize
