I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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