he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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